How NOT to get Inner Peace in 2007!

January 11th, 2007

chill out!

One of the things we all continue to strive for in our lives is great inner peace, and we are often told that a key thing is to have completion and finish off things we have started. Well, here is one way of NOT getting inner peace in 2007 :-).

From time to time I get one of these joke emails and here’s one today from my long term university friend Shila Patel:-

“I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me …. by following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace”.

The article read:

“The way to achieve inner peace is to finish off all the things you have started”.

So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started and hadn’t finished ….. and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Baileys, three Bacardi Breezers, the Jack Daniels, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how bloody good I feel.

You must pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace”

So there we are - I passed it on to all of you. I hope you all soon get inner peace through this route.

If not, I will be writing in the coming weeks of others ways of getting inner peace.

Watch this space