One of the things we all continue to strive for in our lives is great inner peace. We are often told that a key thing for getting inner peace is to have completion and finish off things we have started.
Well, here is one way of NOT getting inner peace in 2007 :-).
From time to time I get one of these joke emails and here’s one today from my long term university friend Shila Patel:-
“I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me …. by following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace”.
The article read:
“The way to achieve inner peace is to finish off all the things you have started”.
So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started and hadn’t finished ….. and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Baileys, three Bacardi Breezers, the Jack Daniels, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how bloody good I feel.
You must pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace”
So there we are – I passed it on to all of you. I hope you all soon get inner peace through this route.
If not, I will be writing in the coming weeks of others ways of getting inner peace.
Watch this space 🙂
PS Another way to get inner peace is to hide and get camouflaged like a chameleon
